Call of Duty: Black Ops

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Black Oops: Set in the 60′s!

Leave it to Treyarch to set ANOTHER Call of Duty series (Black Ops–or, Black Oops! in this case) in less than modern times.  Check out the news from my niggaz over at RumorsPlace.com:

It is dated, the next Call of Duty: Black Ops will arrive on November 9th to the PS3, Xbox 360, Wii and PC.  In the seventh installment developed by Treyarch (who was in charge of supplies such as Call of Duty 3 and Call of Duty: World at War) and set in the late sixties.  This will use covert operations were carried out in the Cold War.  It could reveal some details such as the ability to man the SR 71 Blackbird (an airplane), travel a Huey UH or using various weapons.  These weapons will be from a knife, a crossbow, the Sig 552 assault rifle Steyr AUG or sophisticated.   The first trailer has shown some stage, Russian village typical Ural mountains and tropical jungles of Vietnam.  In multiplayer mode, will be one of the most positive of the game with a 4-player cooperative mode.  Technical improvements are known to use the same engine as Modern Warfare 2 (also come to the Wii version).

Now, to their credit, a Huey in multiplayer would fucking rock.  Let’s keep praying to Allahaha that Treyarch doesn’t fuck it up for once.

Treyarch = Epic Pussy

I have to laugh at Treyarch.  What a bunch of pussies they are!  Ooooh, they just claimed to be “taking risks” with the latest installment of Call of Duty, Black Ops (I call it Black Oops!).  Check it:

Treyarch’s Josh Olin has said that Call of Duty: Black Ops is “ratcheting up the bar one step further” over previous CoD games, and that this year’s effort will “exceed expectations”.

Speaking with MCV, Olin said: “Modern Warfare 2 is an extremely successful entertainment launch, record selling, which is absolutely phenomenal.

“Every Call of Duty game has ratcheted the bar up for the next one, and we’re just ratcheting up the bar one step further. I think Black Ops is going to exceed expectations. This game is going to be huge,” he added, saying that Black Ops is “the best work we’ve ever done”.

Treyarch head Mark Lamia recently told OXM the studio has “taken some creative risks” with Black Ops.

Hey, Josh — fuck you, pussy!  Treyarch is only capable of fucking up the greatest game franchise this side of Grand Theft Auto.  I say they better risk it, as in, risk the whole fucking farm so we actually have a good game on our hands.

And, for the love of God, someone please give Infinity Ward the full rights to develop this game!

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No Fucking Shit IGN!

IGN just “broke” the news. What’s that you ask?

Call of Duty: Black Ops is going to be a first person shooter (FPS)!

Wow, as if we had no fucking idea, IGN. Gee, it makes you wonder what else is next, like, do I wipe my ass before or after I take a shit?

The world premier of Treyarch’s soon-to-be-finalized disappointment known as Call of Duty: Black Oops has been released to the masses sitting on their fat asses:

Nigga Ops

Well, my niggas, the first teaser trailer has been released outta Treyarch’s ass, and I think it sucks:

Niggas, hear me out. Treyarch cannot produce a decent quality, non-WW2 video game if their lives depended on that shit.

  

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