Call of Duty: Black Ops

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Treyarch = Epic Pussy

I have to laugh at Treyarch.  What a bunch of pussies they are!  Ooooh, they just claimed to be “taking risks” with the latest installment of Call of Duty, Black Ops (I call it Black Oops!).  Check it: Treyarch’s Josh Olin has said that Call of Duty: Black Ops is “ratcheting up the bar one [...]

No Fucking Shit IGN!

IGN just “broke” the news. What’s that you ask? Call of Duty: Black Ops is going to be a first person shooter (FPS)! Wow, as if we had no fucking idea, IGN. Gee, it makes you wonder what else is next, like, do I wipe my ass before or after I take a shit?

The world premier of Treyarch’s soon-to-be-finalized disappointment known as Call of Duty: Black Oops has been released to the masses sitting on their fat asses:

Nigga Ops

Well, my niggas, the first teaser trailer has been released outta Treyarch’s ass, and I think it sucks: Niggas, hear me out. Treyarch cannot produce a decent quality, non-WW2 video game if their lives depended on that shit.

  

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